How to create Matrix Headers?

I'm stuck and still looking for help on how to create Matrix Headers like in the visual below. I've been suggested using parameters, calculation groups, and a disconnected table with switch measure, but I haven't been able to make any of those suggestions work with my data.

Would be extremely appreciative if anyone is willing to use the sample file to provide a solution.

Matrix Headers Example 

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